This blog is a collection of what goes through the mind of a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a lawyer (not your lawyer), and a storyteller, all competing for attention in my head.
The golden rule applies here.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
The art of deposition
"I'm sorry, doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?" "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
As a parent, I've always loved this one:
ReplyDeleteAtty: Now, Jimmy, remember that all of your answers need to be oral, you got that?
Jimmy: Oral.
Atty: So, Jimmy, how old are you?
Jimmy: Oral.
hehehehe oldies but goodies!
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