A man goes to a costume party carrying a woman on his back.
Several people inquire as to what's going on, "This is a costume party, what's your costume?"
"I'm a turtle."
"A turtle? What do you mean? You're not wearing a costume, and all you have is that woman you're carrying piggyback."
"Oh her? That's Michelle."
okay, i have one possible explanation for what that means and it's filthy. please tell me i'm wrong?
ReplyDelete"I'm a turtle"
ReplyDeleteWhy's are you carrying that girl?
"that's Michelle" (My Shell)
Ok, that's up there with your car pet sham poo-er or the termite and the bartender.
ReplyDeleteWAY less dirty than what i thought.
ReplyDeletekirsten's a smart lady.
LOL!!! Ewww, Steve thankgoodness you turned down stand up!
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