This blog is a collection of what goes through the mind of a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a lawyer (not your lawyer), and a storyteller, all competing for attention in my head.
The golden rule applies here.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Wednesday is Haiku Day
Every bag of chips has one potato chip that's shaped like Ohio.
In every pack of NutriGrain, there's a brick that looks like ET. In every toaster on the west coast there's a slice which looks like the virgin Mary. In every town in every state, of every country in the world there's some computer geek who thinks they should put these items on Ebay. There must be a million bricks of NutriGrain, slices of toast and potato chips being transported in bubble wrap all over the globe. Oh, to be a weavel! What marvelous voyages I would go on. What wonderful adventures.
I spent one winter
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Warmed myself with beer
...I don't drink beer
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but let me let rip
that a chip on a long trip is always a ...winner!
your turn....
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ReplyDeleteIn every pack of NutriGrain, there's a brick that looks like ET. In every toaster on the west coast there's a slice which looks like the virgin Mary. In every town in every state, of every country in the world there's some computer geek who thinks they should put these items on Ebay. There must be a million bricks of NutriGrain, slices of toast and potato chips being transported in bubble wrap all over the globe. Oh, to be a weavel! What marvelous voyages I would go on. What wonderful adventures.
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