Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Saeng Il Chukha Hamnida!

Happy Birthday Chonger!
That's right! The Great General, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has celebrated his 63rd Birthday among a feast of pheasant and venison!
This while his country has suffered yet another year of negative population growth, and claims on his government's part that they are a nuclear power and must be treated accordingly.

But at least he was unanimously selected as the leader of the nation, beating out such opponents as Chong-Il Kim, The Son of Kim Il-Sung, and the Man with the T.C. Sunglasses and hair that would make Donald Trump proud!

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