Happy Birthday Chonger!
That's right! The Great General, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has celebrated his 63rd Birthday among a feast of pheasant and venison!
This while his country has suffered yet another year of negative population growth, and claims on his government's part that they are a nuclear power and must be treated accordingly.
But at least he was unanimously selected as the leader of the nation, beating out such opponents as Chong-Il Kim, The Son of Kim Il-Sung, and the Man with the T.C. Sunglasses and hair that would make Donald Trump proud!