I've apparently been cramming too hard, as on the way to class today, I started thinking of cereal brands and equating stories to their names. Here are some of the ones I came up with:
Frosted Flakes - A group of blondes get lost in North Dakota in the Winter.
Fruit Loops - The adventures of the world's first all-gay stunt plane team.
Trix - A diary of breakfast for Johns
Raisin' Bran - The trials of grain growers in Kansas.
Special Kay - A developmentally challenged girl just wants to live a normal life
Product 19 - The quest for the perfect prime number
Cheerio's - A guidebook to farewells in different languages
They're bad, I know, but necessary for my continued sanity. See what stories you can come up with!
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malt-o-meal: beer for nursery rhymes
honey nut cheerios: how to leave your insane lover in 15 easy steps
mueslix: the surface of the highway after a herd of cats was tragically run down by a semi
golden crisp: when rumplestiltskin's work was reverted to straw.
lucky charms: the story of an irish down-on-his luck boxer who finds unexpected love
okay, i don't have nearly the studying punchies as you, so these are just weird.
Steve they were brilliant! Loved heathers too :)
meuslix...
steve, heather, you have have entirely too much free time.
this is true...
i was the most proud of meuslix, however.
Those are a scream. I'm linking.
From posts I put on Heatherfeather's site:
Cookie Crisp - A freak lightning strike leaves the cattle drive short a chef.
Honey comb - the quest for all-natural hair care products goes surreal.
And one more: Golden Grahams - A history of all the past winners of the "Billy," awarded to the most oustpoken of evangelists
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