Don't Piss Off Cheney, Russia!

According to this article on Yahoo, Dick Cheney stated that Russian aggression must not go unanswered. Russia attacked Georgia for attacking South Ossetia, and that's pissed off the Bush administration. Some might say it's because Russia shouldn't be getting involved in a hotspot that hasn't cooled down since the fall of the Soviet Union. Others would suggest it's because Georgia's President is a staunch ally of the Bush administration. Personally, I think Cheney just is itching to attack someone. It's been over 5 years already! We need something new. Iraq is boring now; and that damn Bin Laden won't let us find him. Besides, wouldn't it be much more of a challenge to fight Russia? They have more modern weapons than Iraq and Afghanistan! Besides, we've never had problems with any other wars we've started, why not move up a notch in competition? Russia's a pushover; they can't handle any force of substance, as long as it happens during the two weeks that qualify as the Russian summer... All in favor?