Saturday, July 16, 2005

The art of deposition

"I'm sorry, doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

6 comments:

Bookworm said...

As a parent, I've always loved this one:

Atty: Now, Jimmy, remember that all of your answers need to be oral, you got that?

Jimmy: Oral.

Atty: So, Jimmy, how old are you?

Jimmy: Oral.

mlwhitt said...

Too funny.

Michelle said...

hehehehe oldies but goodies!

sidcruise said...

Loved your comment on my blog, thanks....

Funny Post :)....

>shezad said...

ha ha! thats one for the office!

Steve said...

I'm glad you all like!