Saturday, December 30, 2006

The funniest joke ever told

I actually told this joke about 14 months ago, but figured it was time for a repeat appearance. I hope you all enjoy it as much as you did last time!

So, if you have a dog that loves to go for rides in your automobile and gets really, really excited about it, but whenever you start driving, it gets really nervous, and those nerves manifest themselves with extremely potent gas, so potent, in fact, that you believe your dog is making a mess in the back seat, but when you look back there, there's nothing there... would you say you have a Carpet Shampooer?
(A pet in the car that emits sham poo)

This is funny.

7 comments:

Kirsten said...

Stop it! Or I will tape your fingers together.

Steve said...

For those who appreciate humor like this, I submit another sampling here.

Cassie said...

I agree with Kirsten!

nuje said...

That was bad ... even by your standards.

Gramma said...

Oh dear. I'm so sorry. Oh my...

Steve said...

Humor like this has to age, like a fine wine, to be properly appreciated. It's your collective lack of culture that prevents you from properly appreciating the humor involved. It's embarrassing, really.

heatherfeather said...

we should let it age until the year 3201. if it gets oxygen before then, it may become rancid, so be sure to keep it hidden in the cellar until then, please.