Monday, July 30, 2007


President Bush better Call an emergency meeting of Congress to have them put together an eleventh hour bill for him to sign banning this: Hollywood plans on controlling the pigeon population by placing The Pill in their bird feeders.

I must say, I'm shocked and appalled by this disgusting behavior by the citizens of Hollywood. They should not be interfering in Nature this way. What they need to do, if they want to control the pigeon population, is not through birth control, but to teach them abstinence. Because Abstinence teaching is 100% effective in removing unwanted pregnancies from the population. This abomination must cease. I, for one, will write my Congresspeople and DEMAND they take swift and decisive action on this potentially divisive subject.

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