Sunday, February 01, 2009

If/Then

I heard about this on the radio yesterday. If you are so completely unable to enjoy a football game without making bets on:

The final score
The MVP
The number of turnovers
The first song Bruce Springsteen will sing
The last song Bruce Springsteen will sing
Who the first person the MVP will thank ("God" is even money)
How long Jennifer Hudson's version of the National Anthem will be
The color of the gatorade that will be dumped on the winning coach
How many different foods John Madden will refer to during the game

Then maybe you need to check yourself in for some therapy.

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