That today is Talk Like a Pirate Day! Thanks to Heatherfeather for reminding me!
To honor Talk Like a Pirate Day, I want to first point out the importance of pirates in relation to Global Warming, as evidenced in the teachings of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Next, I will share some of my favorite Pirate-themed jokes (these could possibly be considered a little corny)
What's a Pirate's favorite school subject? Arrrrr-t
What's a Pirate's Favorite movie? St-arrrrrr W-arrrrrs
A Pirate's favorite garnish is P-arrrrrrrr-sley
His favorite duet? The C-arrrrr-penters.
His favorite Beatle? Paul McC-arrrrrrrrr-tney
What's a Pirate's favorite Comic strip? M-arrrrrrrr-maduke. Though some prefer G-arrrrrrr-field.
What's a Pirate's favorite snack? M-arrrrrrr-shmallows
Their favorite Whisky? Cutty S-arrrrrrrrrr-k
Their favorite actress? Emmy winner Patricia Arrrrrrr-quette.
Their favorite Actor? Arrrrrrrrr-senio Hall.
There are more to be had, send in your favorites!