We had kolaches today to celebrate Mother's Day. While we were eating breakfast, the daughter, Punkin, asked mom for some milk. Mom, being the good mother she is, waited patiently for Punkin to say the magic word. Punkin asked again, and then again, and then mom told her she had to say something else.
Punkin looked at her, and said "Here's your ten dollars."
I had to look away, lest they spy me laughing at them.