Monday, January 29, 2007

The Symbol of Our Country

Apparently, the Luddite movement is catching on with our Nation's fowl. A suicide attack by a bald eagle carrying a deer head left some 10,000 Juneauans without power. The kamikaze run was less successful than the subverter would otherwise have hoped, though - the city didn't even lose power for 45 minutes.

1 comment:

red.hot.mamma! said...

Bald eagles are nothing more than glorified buzzards. They're all over the place in Alaska and are total scavengers. Very dignified.