Monday, August 22, 2005

Don't let them win!

Heather has her part in starting a phenomenon, and I feel it my duty to promote it. The name of the game is "If _____, then the terrorists win." It's that simple. Take the mundane hypothetical, and answer it with "then the terrorists win."

If I chew any more gum, then the terrorists win.
If my son fills his diaper one more time, then the terrorists win.
If the the square of the hypotenuse of a triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of its two other sides, then the terrorists win.

Catchphraseology should be a required poli sci course.

4 comments:

mlwhitt said...

If Cindy Sheehan becomes President then the terrorist win.

If Bill Gates sells Microsoft to Steve Jobs then the terrorist win.

Darn you are right, it's a catchy little meme ain't it?

Michelle said...

If Michael Moore eats one more thing the the terrorists win!

heatherfeather said...

i knew that pythagoras was up to no good...

English Professor said...

If my students come to class unprepared, then the terrorists win.

If Congressman Joe Barton keeps forcing us to breath dirty air while he lives snugly in Washington, then the terrorists win.