The first thing I'd do is buy a copy of MacArthur Park and loop it ad infinitum over loudspeakers. Then, (and here's where I have to worry about unnecessary cruelty,) I would put the interrogatees on high school bleachers and not let them up until they told us everything they knew. I'm pretty sure my plan is foolproof.
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It's a good thing for freedom that you're not in charge, Steve! (grin)
do we ever find out who left the cake out in the rain?
and why he didn't write down the recipe in the first place?
Although, as with so many other things, it runs the risk of desensitizing people to the song. I think I might have to add a little more to the mix, say Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy). That might be better.
LOL, too funny!! Good to know that song is loathed world wide ehh!
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