Friday, August 12, 2005

If I were in charge of interrogation

The first thing I'd do is buy a copy of MacArthur Park and loop it ad infinitum over loudspeakers. Then, (and here's where I have to worry about unnecessary cruelty,) I would put the interrogatees on high school bleachers and not let them up until they told us everything they knew. I'm pretty sure my plan is foolproof.

4 comments:

Bookworm said...

It's a good thing for freedom that you're not in charge, Steve! (grin)

heatherfeather said...

do we ever find out who left the cake out in the rain?

and why he didn't write down the recipe in the first place?

Steve said...

Although, as with so many other things, it runs the risk of desensitizing people to the song. I think I might have to add a little more to the mix, say Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've got love in my tummy). That might be better.

Michelle said...

LOL, too funny!! Good to know that song is loathed world wide ehh!