This blog is a collection of what goes through the mind of a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a lawyer (not your lawyer), and a storyteller, all competing for attention in my head.
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Friday, August 12, 2005
If I were in charge of interrogation
The first thing I'd do is buy a copy of MacArthur Park and loop it ad infinitum over loudspeakers. Then, (and here's where I have to worry about unnecessary cruelty,) I would put the interrogatees on high school bleachers and not let them up until they told us everything they knew. I'm pretty sure my plan is foolproof.