We are not regular church goers, though we do go on occasion. I think we might be due for another visit. While the kids were out playing with the sidewalk chalk today, The Boy drew a six-sided star, and taught me a bible lesson.
"This is the star of Jericho."
"Don't you mean the Star of David?"
"No, this is the Star of Jericho. It's the star that led the Three Kings to Moses."
See, Joel Osteen has been teaching it all wrong.