This is funny

A man goes into the hospital for some tests. After a little while, the doctor comes back and says "I have good news and bad news."
"Well, give me the bad news first, doc."
"I'm afraid you've got two hours to live."
"Two hours?! That's horrible! That's absolutely terrible! Oh my, two hours. What in the world... I've got so much... Oh Lord, with news like that, how could there possibly be good news?"
"Well, they're going to name a disease after you!"