This blog is a collection of what goes through the mind of a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a lawyer (not your lawyer), and a storyteller, all competing for attention in my head. The golden rule applies here.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Good Morning (After)
I remember a bit of a kerfuffle at the end of the Bush presidency regarding pharmacists who didn't want to provide the morning after pill (or was it all contraception) because it violated their religious beliefs. Perhaps someone with some research skills could link to that for me, as I'm not inclined to go searching for it tonight. My response to that was basically "if you don't want to sell birth control, then don't work in a profession that involves selling birth control." It seems to me akin to a Luddite apprenticing as an Electrical Engineer.
I also remember some discussion on the FDA appointments made by President Bush being premised on this topic (again, links are welcome).
The reason I bring this up is because I was reading this article by Professor Friedman at Religion Clause Blogspot that discusses a Court case (Tummino v. Torti, ED NY Mar, 2009) wherein the Judge ordered the FDA to reconsider its restriction on Plan B ("The Abortion Pill"). The reasoning, as Professor Friedman notes, is that the Judge felt that the FDA's position was premised on political motives, rather than "good faith agency decision making" (from Professor Friedman's article).
What I find interesting about this is the Family Research Council's response - "This ruling jeopardizes girls' health and the ability of parents to care for their daughters' physical and emotional well-being." I'm not entirely sure I follow that logic, as, if the child finds herself in a situation where she needs the medication, then isn't it entirely possible that she found herself in that situation particularly because of her parent's inability or unwillingness to care for her physical and emotional well-being? I leave the answer to you.
Monday, March 23, 2009
I Hate CSI Miami
Clothing that is bullet-proof. That's interesting enough. Getting hit with a bullet and not shifting when running off? interesting enough. Then, getting attacked by a dog that just happens to bite the exact same spot that the bullet hit (so that the fabric would be compromised) and the dog can get a piece off that just happens to stick in the pooch's teeth long enough for the CSI guys to recover it? Sure, why not? Going to the CSI bullet-proof fabric website and finding the designer in the same day as the stabbing? Naturally. Getting in and questioning the designer while the assistant is telling the police to not be on the property, in clear violation of the 4th amendment? Hey, it's the product of the Bush administration. Then threatening to get a warrant to get a client list, after you've already violated the 4th amendment? Maybe the designer's just really stupid?
But when the pictures on the camera of the papparazzi are from the exact same angles as the camera shots from the previous episodes (which were presumably from other CSI's vantage points? Come on!
Half Truths and Obfuscation
My Good Friend's Wedding
My good friend at work got married this past weekend, and the in-laws were in town to babysit. Yes, they drove 900 miles to watch the kids for one night and then left (OK, they stayed for 4 days, but they'll be driving for just as many days, so it's basically a wash). I like when my in-laws are here, however I also find myself always a little stressed out anymore when they're here. I'm sure a lot of it has to do with a sense of obligation to entertain - they're family, but they aren't "my" family in that I didn't grow up with them. With that and my basketball picks going south, I've been a little stressed. But I still was able to grill last night (hamburgers and hot dogs - yum!). And in all, it was a good weekend.
Friday, March 20, 2009
March Madness
I mention this to point out that at one point in time, March Madness occurred entirely in March.
This year, I've filled out my bracket. I have done well for me - 21 of the 28 games so far. If things hold as they are now, I'll end up with 23. That's no tbad for me. I'm usually lucky to be at 20.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I don't understand how
Monday, March 16, 2009
North Korea Tortures!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
I Read a Book!
I do read, not as often as I should, but I do read. I would say that one of my favorite authors is David L. Robbins. He has a way of writing that draws you in, almost without you realizing it. The book I finished yesterday is Scorched Earth. It took me a bit to get into this one, it didn't grab me as quickly as some of his other novels, like Last Citadel or (in my opinion, his best) The War of the Rats. However, after about 100 pages, it picked up the pace, and turned out to be one of the better books I've read in the past year. I won't ruin the story for you outside the summary linked above, but suffice it to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the story.
Today, I'm taking the kids to the movies, and when I get back, maybe I'll put some time in on one of these remaining books. As much as I like starting things, it's a nice feeling when you've finished something, as well.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Why the Republican Party is in Trouble
From the article linked above:
We believe to have 'fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness' for the sake of political expediency, or any other reason for that matter, is to offend a holy God, from whom the blessings bestowed upon this country flow.... For that reason, sir, the Grand Prairie Republican Club holds strong to our Christian heritage and will take no part in knowingly excepting [sic] or promoting any immorality (by attending or promoting your organization) that may hasten the death of the American Government.Right. God will allow torture, murder, wars based on spurious intelligence, and the usurpation of the Constitution and Bill of Rights. But damnit, you'd better not let them gays be a part of this country!
Words fail.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Drawing a Line Where No Line Should Be
Now, you can debate whether this is "justifiable" or not if the person was Osama Bin Laden. I personally think it's not. Even if you did do this to him, there is absolutely no way of knowing that what he's saying is credible or not. Use the ticking time bomb argument - there's a time bomb that will go off in 2 days. All he has to do, the zealot, the fanatic who believes he's doing Allah's work, is lie to us for 2 days until the bomb goes off, and he's succeeded. What's the motivation to tell the truth? That's the fault of this situation, and the practical reason why I am opposed to torture.
As I've mentioned before, I went through basic training and was taught that torture was what the bad guys did. We were above that. We were, that is, until the Bush Administration, who not only authorized it, but also reportedly led an "Executive Assassination Ring" with absolutely no oversight (except to Dick Cheney). Hat tip to Vim and Vinegar for directing me to this must read article. But I digress. The point is, I've long lived under the premise that we were better than them, and as such, we didn't torture. That's part of my philisophical opposition to torture.
Then there's the rational opposition to torture, which stems from the position of "Who are we torturing?" It's one thing to say you'd be willing to torture Osama Bin Laden. It's something completely different to say you're torturing a 15 year old boy you picked up near a place where a grenade was thrown in the direction of U.S. Soldiers. Or when you're torturing a 22 year old medical student at the University of Michigan who has returned to his home in Iraq during break and you picked up in his apartment because he fit the profile of a terrorist. I am rationally opposed to torture because there is no adequate way to ensure that the only people who are exposed to "enhanced interrogation techniques" are the people who truly hold the information you want to elicit from them.
When we began torturing, we started down a road that destroys our freedom. And that's a road I don't want to be on.
What's He Protecting?
One of the key moments, and perhaps the great contradiction in positions offered by the administration is summed up in this paragraph from the above-linked article:
Former Bush administration officials do themselves no good when they simultaneously argue that their actions were lawful and necessary—and saved our lives many times over—and that they should also be excused because they were terrified. Stephen Bradbury, then acting head of OLC tells us that the appalling work in the newly declassified memos should be filtered through the prism of temporary insanity: "It is important to understand the context of the [2001] Memorandum," Bradbury wrote, in a memo to the file. "It was the product of an extraordinary—indeed, we hope, a unique—period in the history of the Nation: the immediate aftermath of the attacks of 9/11."It's important to see just what was authorized and ordered. The most plausible reasons for the reluctance of the Obama administration to make inquiries and release findings on this are: 1. there are too many pressing issues that need to be taken care of. That's true. The previous administration did more grave damage to our country than any administration in the past 120 years. But that doesn't mean he can't take a strong position in favor of transparency, not just in the present but in the past. This works its way directly to the alternative explanation - that President Obama wants to continue with the same shroud of secrecy and privilege that President Bush created. I hope this isn't the case, as this would clearly demonstrate that our country isn't where it was 9 years ago, and in that instance, the Terrorists will have won.
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Time to Relax
I do have work that I could be doing, but my remote server is acting up and I'm not really in the mood to try to drive the Apple and the Princess downtown while I try to get something done.
It's pretty much an open thread, what do y'all want to talk about?
Friday, March 06, 2009
Seriously, Sign the Petition
Remember, George Bush dismissed these incidents as "a few bad eggs." But if the chicken laying them doesn't have to answer, then where are we going?
Larison has the best line I've read so far:
Of course, the use of the phrase “witch hunt” today implies a hunt in pursuit of something that does not exist, while we are fairly certain that there were criminals in the outgoing administration who have thus far escaped the appropriate sanctions of the law. The best argument that witnesses testifying against the idea of forming a commission seem to have had is that the abuses of power and crimes in question are not as numerous as they were under Pinochet and apartheid. Now that’s a claim to moral authority.
It's So Hard to Fly to Indiana (Part 3)
Ultimately, at about 11:15 (remember, departure time was 2:42), they get the plane to the gate. This means that we just have to wait a few minutes for the security inspection, and we'll be on our way. The inspection goes without incident, and they start boarding, with a sigh of relief from all the passengers. I get on the plane, and trade places with the wife of the man I had been sitting next to on the flight that blew up. We're all kind of milling around in our seats getting ready, and we notice there are far fewer people than there had been on the original attempt. We chalk it up to people having given up and getting a hotel room, and we start switching seats, and kind of joking about lying down and taking naps on the flight. Unfortunately, this is when the flight attendant comes down and informs us that we're going to have to deplane.
You see, the FAA has these regulations that bar pilots and flight crews from being on duty for more than X hours. Because of the delays and the plane blowing up, our plane's flight crew went over their allotted hours and were unable to fly us at 11:45 at night. They don't have a replacement crew and therefore we are not going to be able to fly out Monday night. My interview is at 1 on Tuesday afternoon. This is perfectly understandable and a very easy mistake to make provided you are completely incapable of doing basic math. I don't quite understand why they started boarding the plane, or even continued to attempt to get the plane before yanking out a calculator to see if the crew could do their job. Hell, we had only been there 11 hours, fingers and a nose should have been sufficient. But apparently the Delta staff at the Atlanta Airport never mastered counting without help.
Anyway, we are told we have bad news and good news. The bad news is that we're not going to be able to fly. The good news is that they are going to give us free hotel rooms! And they're goign to have a special flight at 8 the next morning! It's now midnight. Even better news! They are going to let us have our luggage so that we can change our clothes! Now I have never, technically, *won* the lottery, but I imagine if I did, the joy I felt would pale in comparison to the pure unadulterated glee that this good news provided. Well, it takes us about 45 minutes to get our tickets processed so that we can get on the 8:00 flight, and then we get our luggage and take the shuttle to our hotel. I get checked in to my room (at the end of the hall at the end of the hall at the end of the hall on the top floor, natch), and set my alarm and set up a wakeup call for 5:15 so that I can be sure to get to the airport at least 90 minutes before my flight, lest it leave without me, though I'm not sure anything leaves Atlanta at this point. I finally crawl into bed at about 1:30 and have a terrific catnap.
The good news is that our flight in the morning was only 10 minutes late taking off, which is a minor miracle.
So I call Delta after this debacle and complain about the quality of my flight, and the fact that my compensation so far has been a free hotel room that I wouldn't have needed but for their inability to get a plane that works where it's supposed to be in under 10 hours. Delta, in their magnanimous, supplicantive way, offers me a $100 travel voucher. You can't fly anywhere with $100. What this is is a discount on your next flight. Delta will still make money off of me if I use this, no matter where I fly. It's an absurd attempt at compensation. They wouldn't even give me a first class upgrade over the phone. Fortunately, I got an upgrade when I asked at the check in for my return flight, and let me say, it was nice. But it doesn't make up for the piss-poor service that I received flying Delta Airlines.
Now that you know how the story ends, go back and read parts 1 and 2 of this adventure in absurdity. I don't think I'll fly Delta again, which is a shame, because they're merging with Northwest, and I always had a soft spot for Northwest.
It's So Hard to Fly to Indiana (Part 2)
So our last episode had the Intrepid Binjo Ditch making his flight with minutes to spare. He's happy to report that he made it to Atlanta a few minutes early, which he knew would be helpful in getting a meal, and just relaxing that little bit more. As I deplaned, I went and checked the screen for where my connection would be - gate B10. I'm at gate B34 (or something), and thus have to walk halfway across the state. I get to the gate and attempt to get my boarding pass only to find out that my gate has been changed, I now have to go to gate B25. Joy. I get to the gate and get my boarding pass and find something nice to eat (Nathan's hot dog and fries, not bad, but definitely overpriced). I enjoy my meal and have a pleasant conversation with a woman who is waiting to fly to Nashville, but her flight has been delayed. As I'm sitting, and with about an hour before our scheduled departure, we get a notification of gate change for our flight. I have to move again - this time it's only 3 gates (to B22), but it's now my third gate at Atlanta.
We get to the gate, and notice that the departure time is about 30 minutes later than what is scheduled on our ticket. A few minutes later, the concierge gets on the speaker and informs us that due to the weather (I think this is what we were told), our plane did not arrive, so we are in the queue to get a new plane from the hangar and we should have it here in about 30 minutes. It will then take about 15-30 minutes to do a security sweep of the plane (Threat Level Orange) and stock it for the flight. Great. I was expecting to get in to town at 4:15 and have time for a nice leisurely dinner with my in-laws who were planning on driving in to meet me. I'd then be able to relax, go over my resume and notes, jot down some questions of my own, and just be relaxed for the meeting. A 1 hour delay isn't going to be deadly - an inconvenience, yes, but not deadly.
Of course, this isn't the end of the delay. Apparently it takes some effort to get a plane to a gate from the hangar, as this brief 30-60 minute delay gets delayed by half hour increments (and one one hour increment), until such time as our plane arrives at 7:30. I'm chatting with another passenger who was part of a group that had been snowed in the previous day, and part of their group decided to charter a bus, which was 2/3 of the way to Indianapolis by this time. We also make various jokes about how long it will be before the plane arrives, etc. We get on the plane and a German individual I met who was on his way to Indianapolis as well looks up and says "we're finally on our way." I reply that I'm not taking anything for granted and want to wait until the plane is in the air before I trust anything after a 5-hour delay.
But, we get fully loaded, do a thorough pre-flight check, and we start our taxi out to the runway. We get up to next in line, and are ready for departure. We accelerate, getting up to lift-off speed, just about to take off, and there's this loud "pop!" Our right engine blew. The pilot thinks some debris hit the engine, but regardless, it's going to kep us from leaving. We then have to sit on the tarmac for 30 minutes waiting for a tow truck. We get back to the gate (B15) and are told that they will have a replacement plane ready for us at gate B11, if we wish to wait a few more minutes to take off. Most of us decide to wait, we're told it will only be a few minutes. One of the passengers, about 15 minutes later, decides to check on the status of the new plane, which we note is conspicuously absent from the gate. We are told it's on the way from the hangar and that it should be there in 15 minutes. Fine, we can handle that.
About an hour and a half later (it's now about 9:45), we check on the plane that was supposed to be there in 15 minutes. The concierge checks with the hangar and gets in the intercom to inform us that "our plane left the hangar about 30 minutes ago and should be here by now, but they need to see what's going on because it's not here and we don't know where it is." Now, I'm not entirely sure how one goes about losing a plane, but my first thought is "did you check your pockets," because oftentimes if I'm looking for a pen or keys or something, I find that they are in my pockets. I'm also somewhat bemused that a major airline can LOSE A PLANE!
I thought I'd be able to finish in 2 parts, but unfortunately, I need to get to work, so I expect there will be a part 3 in the making this evening.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
It's So Hard to Fly to Indiana (Part 1)
I call Sunday to check on the cards, just to see if maybe a delivery has been made, and the employee puts me on hold, checks, comes back on the line and tells me they are in. This is about 10:30 on Sunday. So I go to Kinko's to pick them up. They aren't there. Not only that, but the worker can't find the order that was placed on Thursday. She asks if I have a copy of the style I was looking for. Of course, I don't, because I left the copy with the person who took my order. I ask if they have something she could make really quickly and, fortunately, they do have "quick cards," which are extremely basic, but fit the bill. We then spend the next 2 hours making these quick cards, and then trying to cut them - which is a difficult task, because the cards come out crooked on the paper as she's trying to print them (not operator error). Finally, we get the cards, after 4 tries. They still aren't completely straight, but I don't care, because they are nearly straight, and it's 8 hours before my flight and I've not yet slept. Let me note that the woman working was quite helpful and very apologetic about the difficulty getting this together. She did more than she needed to (really), as she was conveniencing me even though my order wasn't scheduled to be ready until the next morning. She also decided to not charge me for my cards, which was rather nice, as well.
Next morning (this is Monday), I get up and start getting the kids ready for school. The Apple, who's been wanting to go to daycare with Mom for over a week, chooses today to decide he wants me to take him. The Boy and the Princess's bus shows up at 7:15 and my flight is at 9:35, with about a 40 minute commute to the airport during rush hour, so I'm already going to be within the "at least 2 hours early" window. Fortunately, the Apple is convinced (grudgingly) to ride with Mommy to daycare, so I can just drive straight to the airport.
I get to the airport at 7:55, find a terrific parking spot right next to the elevators, and make my way to baggage check. As I get to the escalator, I make a mental note that my bags seem awfully light, which allows the realization that I only have my laptop, and not my suitcase with me, to come to the forefront. I have about 1.5 hours until my plane leaves, and my suitcase (with my suit) is at home. I do some quick math and figure if it takes about 30 minutes there and back, I should have just enough time to get back to the airport and get checked in and through security to make my flight. So I do this. I make better time than I thought I would and check my bag with about 45 minutes to spare, thanks to a helpful clerk who allowed me to cut in line. I then get to go through security. Unfortunately, the Airport had a power outage and the metal detector you walk through is not yet on line, which means they have to use the wands on everyone. This means I get to get in a line about 30 people long with about 30 minutes until my plane is scheduled to depart. I make it through, though the 3 men in line after me all get to get scanned and pass through before I do (not really a slight, but kind of annoying given my status as being in a hurry). But I make it to the plane in time, and even get to take a bathroom break.
That was the first in a 3 part series. You can read part 2 here, and part 3 here.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
A Victory for States' Rights
in a 6-3 decision, the Court held that "Federal law does not pre-empt Levine’s claim that Phenergan’s label did not contain an adequate warning about the IV-push method of administration." Ironically, Chief Justice Roberts, Justice Scalia, and Justice Alito were the dissenters - who opined that the Executive Branch can pre-empt state law (strict constructionist? Only when it serves their position).
Essentially, what Wyeth said was that it was impossible to comport with both FDA regulations AND state law, which is absurd. he FDA's "Changes being effected" regulation would allow Wyeth to add a stronger warning about the drug's risks in advance of a supplement application being approved - probably to protect from potential injury to American Citizens who would be placed in harm's way between when the risk became known (a causal connection is NOT required) and when the label change could be effected.
While I have read the Opinion, it is 80 pages long and it's a little late this evening to do an adequate summary.
Understand that Wyeth conceded that But For their label being inadequate, the injury would not have occurred. They also conceded that the inadequate label was also the proximate cause of the injury. Their ONLY leg to stand on was the pre-emption argument after the jury found for the Plaintiff. The ramifications of this could have had lasting, damaging effects for people who use pharmaceuticals (i.e. Everybody) had the Court held in favor of pre-emption.
The approach to the decision was based on two pre-emption "cornerstones." from the opinion:
First, “the purpose of Congress is the ultimate touchstone in everypre-emption case.” Medtronic, Inc. v. Lohr, 518 U. S. 470, 485 (1996) (internal quotation marks omitted); see Retail Clerks v. Schermerhorn, 375 U. S. 96, 103 (1963). Second, “[i]n all pre-emption cases, and particularly in those inwhich Congress has ‘legislated . . . in a field which the States have traditionally occupied,’ . . . we ‘start with the assumption that the historic police powers of the States were not to be superseded by the Federal Act unless that was the clear and manifest purpose of Congress.’” Lohr, 518 U. S., at 485 (quoting Rice v. Santa Fe Elevator Corp., 331 U. S. 218, 230 (1947)).In other words, the presumption is that the States traditionally have the power unless it clearly states in the Federal Act that Congress intended the States' rights to be pre-empted. Wyeth argued (and this is somewhat rich) that this presumption doesn't apply here because the Federal Government has regulated drug labeling for over a century. That doesn't touch on whether the label was adequate, and clearly doesn't touch on whether remedies were available to Wyeth. Moreover, it ignores the fact that the presumption exists out of respect for State Sovereignty. The dissenters, those Strict Constructionist ardent fans of stare decisis they are, adopt a position strikingly opposite that of precedent, and argue that when the claim is one of an implied conflict pre-emption, the presumption against the pre-emption should not apply. This is would be akin to saying that there should be times that strict scrutiny should be presumed to be pre-empted, hypothetically, a law that prohibits people who are registered Libertarians from voting (a fundamental right). In a word, that's absurd.
This is already a very long post, and I don't want it to go on too much longer. You have the holding, you have the facts, and you have a bit of what Wyeth's premise was. Now it's time to (briefly) discuss the potential ramifications to you and me had the Court sided with those Strict Constructionists. The primary problem would be that it would create an enormous shield for drug companies to protect them from liability for harmful and potentially deadly products. It also would create a situation in which drug companies would be tempted to not be as forthcoming with facts about potential harmful side effects in order to get the indication approved so they can start selling their drug sooner. It would encourage the withholding of information necessary for the FDA to allow for an accurate label, and would provide no incentive for the drug companies to remedy potential harm from side effects discovered after their mad rush to get the drug approved for sale as quickly as possible.
For those who might argue that this just encourages more litigation, I have a couple things to say - first - the drug companies can avoid their problems a couple different ways, first and foremost is to change the label or send out the DHCP letters as soon as possible and not try to use fancy math to hid the dangers posed by the drug. Second, don't push the approval so hard. In a related vein, it should be noted that had this case gone the other way, it could have dried up the litigation in this arena, but it also would have dried up the defense in this arena as well. This is probably why the attorneys for Wyeth, who aren't stupid, had been trying to get this holding to be reserved to the facts in this case - in other words, the cases would have continued regardless. Wyeth's attorneys didn't want to put themselves out of a job either.
That's a long summary, and I didn't touch on Justice Thomas's concurring opinion, which is very well written and supports the position that the three dissenters claim to advocate. But, it's important that this holding came out as it did, for all Americans, not just those whose last name is Inc., LLP, or the like.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Stories to Tell
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Will They Ever Learn?
To get a snippet of the talk-show host's speech, particularly the great line, "One thing we can all do is stop assuming that the way to beat [the Democrats] is with better policy ideas," go to Andrew Sullivan.
Yes, Americans don't want their politicians to come up with good policy ideas - that would be absurd.
This, my friends, is the loudest voice on the Right.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
This Just In - Bush is a Four-Letter Word
Apparently, some in the Republican party are starting to recognize that the past 8 years didn't go so well. While I'm glad that this galvanic reaction has finally arrived, the question is where to go from here. How do the Republicans regroup?
One thing they need to do is own their mistakes - I don't just mean acknowledge that the previous administration was incompetent, dangerous, and potentially in violation of the law (sign the petition!), but I mean acknowledge that you veered down a dangerous path.
One of the quotes I read in the above-linked article troubles me with this necessity - Indiana's Representative Mike Pence: "the American people walked away from us, so now we’re in the wilderness.” No. They did not walk away from you - you followed a path that was not on the map you sold the People. The American people didn't walk away from the Republican Party, the Republican Party walked away from the American People. After 8 years of an administration that believed in cutting taxes, increasing spending, running around the Constitution and International Law (Geneva Conventions are the Supreme Law of the Land), and the most governmental expansion in the past 60 years, the American people chose not to follow you into that wilderness. What you need is not to draw the American People back to where you are, rather you need to go to where the American People are - and this is something President Obama thus far has done much more deftly than any politician in the past 20 years.
It's not a difficult choice when the choices are between a party whose current President encourages bipartisanship to such an extent that he makes 300 Million in tax cuts after meeting with the Republicans in Congress and trying to find common ground, and a party whose talk radio spokesman tells his dittoheads that he hopes the President "fails." Given the current void in a lead politician in the Republican Party, going to the chief dittohead for policy position is no stretch. The question is, will he remain the face of the Republican Party? If so, the Party shall remain to be a caricature of serious politics.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Moving
Our firm is expanding/moving, which means I'm moving. I will be moving up one flight to the new floor we will be occupying. This is bittersweet, as I'm leaving the office I've had for the past 9 months, and to which I've grown rather fond. Additionally, I'm leaving the floor/area where most of the people I know/spend time with are. We're moving in an effort to consolidate the different practice areas, so that those working on one docket are all together. It makes sense, and should make things rather more efficient. I'm also glad that I'm switching offices, and not leaving, as we've had a few people be asked to leave recently.
I'm in a relatively sturdy place for the time being, but who knows what the next 6 months might bring?
I Hate CSI Miami
So what happens is that there's a psychologist who practices out of her house. I won't comment on the logic of inviting violent personality types to your place of residence. After one session with a client who gets really upset that the hour is up, we cut to the next morning where the psych's daughter is dead in the office.
Police are investigating and the mother states that she doesn't understand why the daughter was in there in the first place, as she's not allowed in that room. Well, we all know that if a parent says "don't" do something, the children "do" it. At any rate, as the rest of the team shows up, The Jaw (aka Adam Rodriguez) looks around and notices "this is my psych's office." I find it odd that he has to get inside the office to come to this realization, as opposed to recognizing the address, or the house, but I guess attention to detail isn't terribly important when you're a crime scene investigator.
The team determines that the murder weapon was 7 inches long, because it chipped a tooth, even though it went in through the back of the head. This, of course, gives them reason to play back the death blow several times, so we could see the tooth chip - key to solving any murder.
You know what I find most bizarre about this? At no point does the CSI team even CONSIDER that the killer might be the mom. Seriously - isn't family usually a pretty good starting point?
Anyway, they go through a list of several suspects, all of whom are the psych's clients, even though the client doesn't give any names. They have the spoiled trust fund boy, the aggressive guy who was the last client she saw the night before, and the ex-con who's going through a divorce. Unfortunately, they all have alibis. But the son remembers seeing a car drive away with vanity plates (how lucky can you get!) and he remembers them (even luckier!). These plates belong to the wife of the ex-con who was there "just checking in on her husband to get some dirt for the divorce."
They then find out that someone stole the psych's files - so they have to investigate that, and manage to find fingerprints on the inside of the file cabinet. Here's the great thing - they only find fingerprints from ONE person, and they just KNOW it had to have been from the murder or the day after - it's ex-convict! They go and question him again but he was fishing with his son. This leads them back to his wife, who is a hair stylist. As El Poseur is questioning her, he notices her work station has a pair of scissors in that blue crap that stylists keep their utensils in. The scissors are sharp, so EP brings her and her scissors in to investigate. They find no blood (they've been cleaned and disinfected), but, amazingly enough, they do find ONE PIECE of brain matter. She cleans the damn things, is sensible enough to do that, but doesn't get everything? And cleaning the blood doesn't happen to wipe off the (relatively) large piece of brain they find? I'm more impressed that the scissors aren't hurt at all from going through the bone or chipping the tooth, but finding a piece of brain that belongs to the victim? Pretty astounding. Still, was she planning on using those scissors to cut people's hair after that? And what was she doing at the salon with nobody in it? Was she opening it? Or does she just like to hang out there after stabbing someone in the brain? Anyway, what a fortuitous turn of events for the CSI Miami team, and it only took what must have been 3 minutes, since it was still that morning when they got her to confess!
There's a whole lot more going on - much more crazy luck. The other murder suspects (trust fund and the rage guy) both end up committing other crimes - trust fund burgles, apparently, and rage guy, they catch killing the lady because they read all her files. I'm glad the cops are willing to violate the law to keep us from doing so. Makes that liberty thing seem so important.
Anyway, maybe next week will be a believable episode.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday is Haiku Day
Is what they predict today
Ahhhh, Houston Winters!
As always, I look forward to your contributions!
The Speech
I thought President Obama did a very good job of not mincing words and speaking plainly and intelligently. He did not vilify the previous administration but did note that the current administration did inherit a difficult situation.
I did manage to hear him say some things that I've been waiting for a President to say for some time. First and foremost, President Obama stated in no uncertain terms that the United States does not torture. This is key to maintaining our way of life as well as our standing in the international community. This stands in stark contrast to the previous administration's hair-splitting (e.g. what is "torture," Extraordinary rendition, etc.). The next step is to show it - call for hearings, investigations into what may have been illegally done in the past.
The next key statement President Obama made was that education requires the family, "there is no program or policy that can substitute for a mother or father." This is subtly eloquent as it notes that the government is going to continue to work on education while reminding the American People that they cannot rely on the government alone to make it work. This is in stark contrast to the position of the Previous Administration and the way NCLB was originally sold - that the teachers and schools are failing the students, with little to no mention of the need for home support. The President not only made this statement, but he coupled it with a challenge to the students of today, "Dropping out of high school is no longer an option. It’s not just quitting on yourself, it’s quitting on your country." Again, this is an outstanding statement. It connects a personal obligation with a patriotic one, showing that we are all part of a greater equation, but that all are important individually. Brilliant.
The President made some very ambitious statements. I'm not convinced that he will be successful in all he hopes to accomplish, but he strikes me as sincere in wanting to achieve what he sets out to do.
Andrew Sullivan live-blogged the speech. His assessment can be found here.
DB compares President Obama with Gov. Jindal here.
Joe Gandelman of The Moderate Voice asks if the speech put the President Left of Center?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Hypocrisy Inaction
While that is indeed something that deserves worry, and it's certainly an issue that needs to be tackled, let us not forget that of these selfsame "conservatives," only 45% were worried about the deficit in December (when there was a Republican in office).
This is the same party whose most recent Vice President once stated "deficits don't matter."
Like Andrew Sullivan, I am glad to see fiscal conservatism return to the GOP, and amused by the timing of this moment of clarity. I wish I could believe that it was sincere, and not a knee-jerk partisan stance, but I need some evidence of bipartisanship, particularly in light of the Republican near-lockstep refusal to participate in the President's stimulus plan.
Calling for an investigation would be a good start.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Ahh, CLE
Today's CLE was on communicating with your clients. They discussed different personality types - I'm a "Blue," as opposed to a "Red," "Yellow," or "Green." Apparently, I like to have structure, yet have some lattitude in how I perform. That's not really surprising, to me, though I think the stereotypical attorney is the Red - the guy who doesn't want to be muddled with details, just wants the facts and to render his opinion.
CLEs are not the most exciting thing in the world, but they've gotta be done.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Malaise
I feel like I'm in a rut again. This happens from time to time.
Perhaps I need to go fishing. It's been quite a while.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Irony
Again - sign the petition!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Super Bowl Halftime Show
The question posed on Mike & Mike in the morning a few days ago, and I think last year at some point, as well, was who should go on next? There are still a few strong performers out there, but who's really established that could fill the shoes?
The first (and probably most obvious) is Bon Jovi, and I think that would be well received, to be sure. But then who? I would think Queen would be a good fit, but are they the same without Freddie Mercury? I've not really heard them since he passed. I've heard the name AC/DC...
Any thoughts?
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Inquire Within
Torture took place during the previous administration - that much is clear. The Justice Departments OPR looked into whether the legal work of John Yoo and Bybee, as well as Steven Bradbury, "was consistent with the professional standards that apply to Department of Justice attorneys," (also from Andrew Sullivan's blog, citing Isikoff).
There clearly needs to be an impartial investigation into what transpired at the top levels during the previous 8 years. Sign Senator Leahy's petition.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
The End of Partisanship?
This is why I can't listen to Rush.
(for a better take on this, check out The Moderate Voice post here)
Friday, February 13, 2009
In Search of the Truth
There is a difference between a witch hunt and an investigation - Senator Leahy is calling for the latter, which I support.
The petition is available here. I signed this morning, and, regardless of party affiliation, I encourage you to do so, as well. Government transparency is in the interest of all Americans.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Those Persecuted American Christians
In a nutshell, he says that the Stimulus package is anti-religious because it prohibits stimulus funds going to "schools and houses of divinity." Because those churches can't survive without the government funding them.
What gets me about this is that the Christianists (to borrow a term from Andrew Sullivan) seem to not understand that it goes both ways - if the government is giving the church money, then the government gets to say how the money is spent. Keeping the money away avoids the threat of excessive government entanglement in the church. The last thing I want is the Federal Government telling me how or when to pray. If I wanted that, I'd move to Iran.
This is really just a nutshell encapsulation. For a better parsing of the situation, I recommend going to DB's post on the topic here.
And I Bet He Didn't See the Irony
Gotta love Texas.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I'm Convinced
Monday, February 09, 2009
I Hate CSI Miami
The episode starts with a murder trial - Diddy is the defense attorney. While speaking to the witnesses, and the jury, he continually refers to his client as "my client." That might be fine and dandy, but I always imagined you wanted the jury to associate a name with the defendant. I could be completely off here - someone follow up with me on this, but I think a jury would have more trouble convicting "tommy" (or whoever) than "the client."
During closing arguments, the prosecutor points out that the defendant never testified in his own defense, and suggested that in and of itself was evidence of his guilt. Mistrial. That simple. You cannot use the fact that a defendant exercised his 5th Amendment right to not be a witness against himself as "evidence" of his guilt. The trial should have ended right then and there. Of course, it didn't. Instead, the case goes to the jury, and while they are deliberating, El Poseur is having a discussion with the deceased's father. Immediately, EP is at the CSI body bag center, where the victim is still in stasis. Odd that a murder trial could be put together more quickly than it takes a body to be buried, but, hey, it's Miami - I guess anything's possible. After all, Puffy Combs is a lawyer! As the jury renders its guilty verdict, EP is asking to see the corpse, and, amazingly, there are flies all over, which leads EP to say "this changes everything." Cut to opening theme. Someone explain to me how a body could be resting at room temperature (so that the flies could be roaming about, maggots and all), without decomposing in Miami, long enough for an arrest to be made, DNA to be extracted, a trial to begin, be conducted, and go to jury instruction and not have any sense of "you've gotta be kidding me!"
The jury of course, finds the guy guilty, just as CSI realizes that they got the wrong guy.
I miss a little bit, though I don't think I missed anything. I find it somewhat amusing that the whole point of this episode is to show how El Poseur, the Smirk, the Jaw, Doe-eyed girl, and company screwed the pooch by not considering alternative suspects when going after "the guy."
Pretrial discovery must not exist in Miami. The Smirk starts looking at some sources for some blood they found, and decides to check golf gloves. Fortunately, she finds a match. What luck! A golf glove that matches blood stains! What are the odds?! Seriously, what are the odds that they can find a glove that would match the blood pattern at the scene (and the odds that these professionals would skip such an "obvious" step in the process the first time around)?
They then decide to detain the one guy on the golf course who has that glove, though he volunteers that several people have those gloves, but they aren't suspects. He is, though, because his friend used to have relations with the corpse (before she was a corpse). Makes sense to me.
Some police brutality ensues, as they try to outsmart Attorney Diddy. Torgo stops the suspect, because he was going 36 in a 35, and is driving around with a broken taillight.
He has to surrender his badge and gun, but turns his camera over to The Smirk and the Jaw. They inspect his pictures, and see a broken tail light that was broken "from the inside." they enlarge and enhance the picture, and magically see an eye! Someone is alive in the trunk of the car! Just imagine, if this guy hadn't assaulted the driver, he never would have been in the absolute perfect spot to take a random photograph on the way out clearly showing an eye!
I just love how the CSI team is there to execute the search warrant. Now, was the warrant for the house, or the car? Apparently, doesn't matter to these guys, or Sean "Puffy" lawyer, who lets them search everything.
I just don't want to say anything about P-attorney telling CSI where to look for the allegedly kidnapped person, but at least it gives EP a chance to ride in a helicopter using IR equipment! Do they have a bold cutter to find the kidnapped girl? Yes! They do! El Poseur to the rescue once again!
Seriously, DNA from an air filter? Nobody else was in the car, ever, except for the corpse and the suspect? What a load of crap!
P-Diddlesticks should be disbarred. He's one crappy lawyer.
Ooh, a twist - the judge is dirty. We didn't see that coming. What a surprise. and now the judge, who has a brain, you'd think, is sitting here spilling it.
Now, convicted guy from the beginning of the episode is released, even though there's no evidence that his conviction's been overturned, or that he's been paroled... but who cares about that? CSI was right again! (except for the convicted guy who's been in jail this whole time).
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Bar Exam - Full Court Press
Let me reassure you for a moment. This is a stressful test. It's a difficult test. You will question many of your answers, even the ones you think are very simple. But - this test is not impossible. Average pass rates over 80% for most schools over the previous 3 exams should attest to that. What you need to remember is that this test goes over basics. It's pretty simple - use your IRAC, issue spotting is going to be easy with the essays. If you don't know the rule, make one up - you'd be surprised how often common sense gets you very close to the rule (practice this with your yellow book essays).
With the multiple choice, the best advice I can give is - don't think too long. If one answer jumps out at you, look at the question again to make sure you understood it, and if so, then go with it unless you know otherwise. Make certain you read all the answers, though - you'll surprise yourself at how often you neglect to do this.
The test is designed to stress you out. It's not designed to fail you - the state gets no annual dues from you if you don't pass, so they're rooting for you, too.
At the end of the day, you'll be fine.
And don't bring your books to study during lunch. If you don't know it by then, odds are highly against you learning it between sessions.
And for those of you testing in Houston, try not to think about how close you are to where the manure from the HLSR gathers during the stock show - unless you want to remember that you're not the only one who's filled that room with BS...
Go Red Wings!
To Market, To Market
I'll explain later.
Amazing
Saturday, February 07, 2009
How Can You Compromise?
Now, the quagmire has become a "victory" or, at least, an "opportunity" for the GOP, according to some. Because they didn't want to play nice.
I don't know if the stimulus is the right thing. I don't know if it will work. And, I really don't know how much different either side's position is. But that's not really the point. The point that I see with this situation is this: You can't compromise when one side refuses to yield at all. It bothers me, that after 8 years of stubbornness - "do it my way, or else" from the White House, we have an executive that understands that no political party has the exclusive on good ideas or what's "best" or "correct," and we have a minority party that refuses to even come close to playing nice.
Evidence that the President is attempting to compromise? The Democrats are reportedly unhappy with the bill, as well, now. And we all know a good compromise leaves everyone unhappy.
In Case You Needed
My feeling on the matter is that anything Palin comes out in favor of is immediately suspect and potentially dangerous to the general welfare of the nation. (I'm being a bit snarky, but I think she was a horrible selection as a VP candidate and I don't trust her judgment at all).
New Tires
So we're getting new tires today.
Being strangely finicky about what I'm picky about, I have taken to shopping around for tires. Last year, when I was getting new tires for the Chevy, I ended up getting Goodyear Assurance. I originally was looking for Michelin Destiny, which I understand has a great tread life and isn't too loud, but Discount Tire (great place to buy tires) didn't have any. I am happy with the Assurances. They are smooth, handle very well (particularly compared to the 7 year old Bridgestones that were original on the car), and increased our gas mileage noticeably.
So when I was looking for something for the minivan, I figured I'd look at the same place. The prices are a bit high for what I was willing to pay for the minivan's cars, as I don't expect to keep it for more than another couple years. So instead, I'm looking at Firestones. I used to exclusively buy Firestone, not necessarily by conscious decision, but because whenever I needed to get new tires, the closest shop was invariably a Firestone. I don't have any issues with them, but I think Goodyear quality is a little better - something I noticed when I had to replace a dead tire on my Escort. Anyway, I'll be going in today to replace the tires; hopefully it will go fairly quickly.
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Talent
I'm impressed.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Projects
Sunday, February 01, 2009
If/Then
The final score
The MVP
The number of turnovers
The first song Bruce Springsteen will sing
The last song Bruce Springsteen will sing
Who the first person the MVP will thank ("God" is even money)
How long Jennifer Hudson's version of the National Anthem will be
The color of the gatorade that will be dumped on the winning coach
How many different foods John Madden will refer to during the game
Then maybe you need to check yourself in for some therapy.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Separating Church and State
The ACLU is filing suit on 1st Amendment Separation grounds, and if the allegations are correct, then this is exactly what the ACLU should be doing - and demonstrating several things public schools should NOT be doing. I will be interested to see how this turns out.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
This is Probably a Correct Decision
The purpose of education is to teach students, but the purpose of religious education is to teach students according to the principles of that religion. Homosexual orientation, whether it be natural or a choice, is viewed as a wrong in the Lutheran religion, and as such, I think it's perfectly acceptable (and in keeping with the Separation of Church and State) for them to determine whether to accept students who violate this principle, just as one who might steal, or cheat, or blaspheme.
Perhaps there might be a different question if this school was receiving vouchers, or being compensated by the State for their teachings - a "bitter with the sweet" situation, but there's been no evidence (in the article I listed above, and time restraints preclude me from following up at this time) to suggest that this is, indeed the case.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
I'm not sure which is more embarrassing...
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The Problem With Gitmo
That justice prevailed brought the situation to the current crisis, however, had the previous administration done right, then we wouldn't be in the position in which we find ourselves now. In other words, circumventing the law for the sake of expediency helped nothing and harmed far more than could have been expected.
More can be read on this topic at Andrew Sullivan's.
I Don't Want to Hear About Them
Saturday, January 24, 2009
A Sign of Leadership by Followership
I think his statements on Larry King (which I read on this Moderate Voice post) are precisely what this country, particularly those on the right, need to hear.
Good for him. And good for America.
Movies
But instead, I'll likely go see Inkheart.
The Newest Fear-mongering Campaign from the Right and the Media
Key quote, as I read at the Daily Dish:
If it were really the goal of Terrorists to attack American prisons where their members are incarcerated and if they were actually capable of doing that, they already have a long list of "targets" and have had such a list for two decades. If U.S. civilian courts were inadequate forums for obtaining convictions of Terrorism suspects, then the above-listed individuals would not be imprisoned -- most of them for life -- while the Guantanamo military commission system still has nothing to show for it other than a series of humiliating setbacks for the Government. As is true for virtually every fear-mongering claim made over the last eight years to frighten Americans into believing that they must vest the Government with vast and un-American powers lest they be slaughtered by the Terrorists, none of these claims is remotely rational and all of them are empirically disproven.But then, it's not really about security, it's about posturing.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Yeah, I got Nothin'
The wife is coming home late tonight due to an office function, and I ordered pizza from Donnelly's. I really like their pizza, but the hour-long wait is a bit tedious. The kids have been Wii-ing, which had kept them placated up to now. After dinner, I think they might find their way upstairs to watch a movie, quietly. While I stay downstairs and watch a grown-up movie - quietly.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Things That Confuse Me
The same guy who was traded to a perennial Eastern Conference favorite and brought the stats of ALL the other starters down? He's an all star?
I've not been a fan of Iverson's ever since his famous "Practice" press conference - the same year that Steve Yzerman had an osteotomy, a surgery to straighten his thighbone, and played in 16 games. One of the reasons is because I've seen him as one of the prime examples of "I've gotta get mine, so I can get paid" players in the league - the guy who will sacrifice his team's success for his own well-being. The problem is, teams don't play better with him. Denver didn't. Detroit is clearly worse with him than they were without him.
Iverson isn't a superstar. He's not an all-star. He's a talented one on one player who doesn't understand that his role needs to change, not the role of those around him. Look at the constant, and find the one variable.
Not a Bad Start
While I will reserve judgment on the President's presidency until he's been in office for more than a few days, I must say that I think he hit the ground running addressing some of the most pressing concerns, and doing so in the right manner.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
She Wasn't Qualified
Wednesday is Haiku Day
Feel the anxious relief from
The change of Command?
As always, I look forward to your contributions.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Lord, CSI Miami is annoying
When did the CSI officers start referring to themselves as "CSI Duquesne" or whoever?
The episode starts at a horse race. The guy that gets killed is a horse owner. CSI is on the scene, and El Poseur (EP) is standing over the cadaver. There's the entry wound, but El Poseur notes there's no exit wound, which requires someone to state the obvious - the bullet is still in there. Thank goodness we have such astute people working to solve crimes!
Then the Jaw and the Smirker are in the room, gathering more evidence, the Smirker unnecessarily in a 3-piece suit. A little banter, and then they discover some truffles that the Smirker knows don't come in the luxury box gifts - they aren't from Miami... They are from Chicago, and the guy who owns the company happens to have a horse, as well.
A bunch of annoying crap happens, and they tell horse guy to stick around. While at the scene (where they questioned truffle boy), some short guy gets caught pulling used tickets from the trash - apparently, this equals messing with a crime scene in Miami - who knew? They shuffle the guy off; I didn't see if they got his name or not.
In the meantime, side story with Torgo helping a friend of his beat up some Russian mob guy - this happens to be the time that EP is bringing home some boy who happened to have CSI Torgo's card in his backpack - the boy's dad didn't pick him up after school, so he went to the track. EP draws on Russian mob guy, who proceeds to cut his throat with some broken glass.
In the meantime, Smirker and Jaw are talking to Cadaver's horse trainer, and while the Smirker is flirting, the Jaw is searching around, and just happens to find a bolt gun (which is what killed Cadaver, as opposed to a gun). So they bring trainer in.
While checking the towels for trace, Jaw notices some synthetic dirt, which had some stupid name. He didn't know what it was, but fortunately, a british lab tech happened to stop by to see what what going on. In a great break of luck, british guy knew what kind of soil this was, and knew that it didn't happen to be in Miami, and on top of that, he knew all six of the tracks in the US that had this crap! Wow. One of them happens to be in Chicago, home of Truffle Boy.
I really don't care about the Russian mob side story, but it seems to segue into something later on. I still won't care about it, though.
Truffle Boy happens to own a bolt gun, but is surprised when he sees it missing. In the compartment where it's kept, though, EP picks up a ticket with a winner on it. There's no trace on it, though, as Doe-eyed cop discovers, but there is a circle, which happens to match the circle made by the grabber thing that ticket puller guy was using. Using that as the entire pretext, they pull ticket guy in, take his hands, check for gunshot residue, find it, and get a confession from him. Seriously - the guy couldn't have gotten that from anywhere else? It wouldn't have washed/worn off while he was doing so much other stuff? And he confesses? Anyway, his excuse is that Cadaver duped him into believing the horse he sold cadaver was worthless. The guy was a jockey who put his life savings into this horse, knew it had "perfect" balance, gait, etc., yet was duped?! Come on, now...
Stupid show.
Busy, busy busy
While I don't mind multitasking, it can be difficult to switch gears on a dime, so I prefer to keep things as segregated as possible. Unfortunately, that's not always feasible, particularly when you are working on multiple dockets at one time...
Hopefully, I can get through this week leaving close to on time all week. Cross your fingers.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Super Bowl is (Almost) Set
With the Cardinals in the Super Bowl, it leaves me some hope that the Lions may someday make it...
I Don't See the Fuss
I don't see the fuss.
A Very High-Thought Question
Here's my question: If we are starting each day about 4 minutes later than the day before, wouldn't we come to a point where the sun would be rising at what we viewed as the middle of the night?
Friday, January 16, 2009
Sage Advice, Albeit Somewhat Ironic
While reading the comments section on Balloon Juice's open thread of the speech last night, I found the following quote, that I thought was rather poignant: "Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere."
How long have we been in Iraq, Freedom-building? How much collateral damage has there been?
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
I think it's a matter of interpretation
I think there's a question of interpretation here. In my mind there are two ways to interpret what he's saying. One way is the way Andrew Sullivan does, that W. asked for justification to allow him to do what he wanted to do. The other way to look at it is that W. stated he asked if he COULD do what he wanted to do. I can't say without more context, particularly with tone or investigation, which position is more correct.KING: So there's nothing you've done in the area of treatment of prisoners that causes you any kind of pause?
G. BUSH: No. No. Everything we did was -- you know, it had legal -- legal opinions behind it. Look, you're sitting there, you've captured Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. He's the guy that ordered the September the 11th attacks. And we want to know what he knows in order to protect the United States of America. And I got legal opinions that said whatever we're going to do is legal. And my job is to protect you, Larry. And I've given it my all. I've given it my all.
McYuck
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Professional Victim
Perhaps she should have answered the questions. But that would have settled the issue, and we can't have that.
You can find the transcript of the e-mail exchange between Palin and the Alaska Daily News here.
Investigation
Monday, January 12, 2009
I Hate CSI Miami
Opening sequence - random young man walking down the middle of the street with random people yelling at him from his cars. Ultimately, a cop pulls him over, stops him, while he's trying to get the kid's attention, a white SUV almost hits him. The cop, of course, calls for backup - 3 cars and the SUV Hummer carrying El Poseur pulls up. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? Instead of bringing the guy with the bloody shirt into the station, bring the station to him - and wait for El Poseur to ask the stupidly obvious questions like "Who are you?"
Torgo: "So what kind of victim are we looking for? A man or a woman?"
Random blonde lab tech: "Try a man and two women?"
Torgo: "So, three people?"
Glad to see No Child Left Behind is working well in Miami.
They have the suspect - send out 4 cop cars, a helicopter, and of course, CSI mobile - everyone running out with their guns drawn. No warrant mentioned. Random delivery guy there, as they look like they're going on vacation.
I love how lab work in Miami can all be completed while the doe-eyed cop girl waits. Fortunately, she remembers a land scene where the land was tainted with TNT - which they found on the guy's boots.
Ooh, bloody footprints - at least they have more than one. Still no warrant, no hot pursuit that a crime is currently being committed, but they go in - guns drawn again, El Poseur and The Jaw.
Fortunately, the FBI has some fancy brain machine that measures his brain activity, and Callie Duquesne, the smirker, calls in a favor. Even more fortunately, they already have pictures of the crime scene available to show the guy. The kid remembers when he sees the dead guy, but states he didn't kill him.
Apparently, the kid witnessed his father's murder years before. The first time he had amnesia. The question then becomes... which murder is he remembering? Classic Poseur.
They analyzed the personal effects - fortunately, there was a fiber or hair in the ring - talk about luck! To whom does it belong, though? Some random club owner - need to have more than one suspect, right?
The smirk walks in when amnesia guy says he killed his family. So, did he do it? I guess that's the real question. Well, the dad's son skipped school, talk about lucky breaks! and left a footprint in the dirt. He ID's amnesia kid - so he MUST be the guilty guy.
They even found his hat - and it's Amnesia Kid's hat - but wait! There's black particles falling from the hat that fell in the sewer - they must point to the real killer. It's GSR! Thankfully El Poseur is a lab technician, too - can't trust this to those amateur professional lab techs. Clearly amnesia kid was forced to kill his family.
They bring in military school kid again - they interrogate him, no rights, no attorney, fortunatel, just random questions.
Now they're searching for the money - they look in the grill and find the fingerprint of the guy who stole the money. One fingerprint. Back to nightclub owner. Now he's got no attorney, and he's confessing, basically. Comparing GSR while he's saying the guy had it coming. Where in the world is his attorney? He is confessing now, since a fiber from amnesia guy's hat ended up on nightclub owner's shotgun. Of course. Makes perfect sense.
The episode is over. El Poseur thinks there's hope for Amnesia Kid, who's going to be put on trial for 2nd degree murder. End scene with EP looking out the window, his back to us and his hand on Amnesia Kid's shoulder. I missed the dramatic sunglasses scene on this one.
Monday Night Comedies
"The Big Bang Theory" is possibly the best sitcom on television, since 2 1/2 Men is showing its age.
I will try to watch CSI:Miami tonight. We'll have to see.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Marinelli - moving up by stepping back
It is a step back. Coach Marinelli went from being a head coach to a line coach. But, I think it makes perfect sense. Marinelli is a defensive line specialist - he knows how to motivate, how to teach, how to coach and how to manage this position. I believe he is a very intelligent person who was in over his head as head coach. He was hamstrung by a GM who didn't know anything about football and a VP who didn't know anything about measuring talent to put together a winning team. While it is impossible to coach a team to the only 0-16 season in NFL history and not take some of the blame, he is hardly the only culprit, and likely not the major one.
Coach Marinelli is moving forward. He has changed to a position that he knows as well as anyone in the league and is inheriting talent that is massive, though the players' heart and guidance are in question. This is where Marinelli should thrive.
As a Lions fan, I see it as a given that there be a change in the coaching position - the entire team needs an overhaul. But while I see that, I know that it makes little sense to harbor much ill will for Rod Marinelli, who was a victim of one of the most incompetent Matt Millens in NFL history. Because of that, I wish him very well in his new position, except for the two times each year the Bears play the Lions, of course.
More Separation of Church and State
James Madison, Last Annual Message, December 3, 1816:
And I may not be allowed to add to this gratifying spectacle, that I shall read in the character of the American people, in their devotion to true liberty, and to the constitution which is its palladium, sure presages that the destined career of my country will exhibit a Government, pursuing the public good as it's (sic) object, and regulating its means by the great principles, to which they are so well allied; a Government, which watches over the purity of elections, the freedom of speech and of the press, the trial by Jury, and the equal interdict against encroachments and compacts,, between religion and the State; which maintains inviolably the maxims of public faith, (emphasis mine) the security of persons and property, and encourages, in every authorized mode, that general diffusion of knowledge which guarantees to public liberty its permanency, and to those who possess the blessing, the true enjoyment of it.
These contemplations, sweetening the remnant of my days, will animate my prayers for the happiness of my beloved Coutnry, and a perpetuity of the Institutions under which it is enjoyed.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Time to Face the Change
I am a contract attorney at a mass tort law firm. Practically, this means that my days are numbered, as litigation can dry up anytime, and settlement can come at any time. So it's not a bad idea to keep your ear to the ground anyway. But having fewer associations with the firm will make it easier to break away.
Wish me luck in my search. Maybe I can find the mythological $100k job with a 30 hour workweek and no stress.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Football Referees
The Buckeyes lost that game because the referees made at least 4 bad calls (and one questionable one) on the first drive by UT after halftime - a 7 minute drive that wore out the Buckeye defense and allowed the Longhorns to get the advantage.
That said, if you have the lead with 2 minutes to go, you need to stop the other team - Ohio State could have won nonetheless.
I don't think I can root for the Longhorns. If one of my kids ends up at UT, that might change, but until then...
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Happy Epiphany
We went out for dinner with Mr. and Mrs. the Photog New Year's Day. We ate at Cafe Adobe. While the service was all right (we got our refills without needing to be asked), the greeters/sitters left something to be desired.
We got there shortly before the Photogs did, and I mentioned that we would need a table for 7. The blonde greeter stated there was no table available yet, but that they had a booth in the smoking section, "but nobody is smoking in there now." I mentioned that we would prefer a non-smoking table, and she said that would be no problem, and it would take them about 2 minutes to put a couple tables together. I said that would be fine and sat down to wait. While waiting, the Photogs arrived while the Brunette greeter was sitting a table of 25. The Blonde greeter was sitting a table of 5 and another group of 8 or so was also seated. I went back up (after mentioning to the Photogs about the offer for the booth that I declined as it was in the smoking section), and asked about our table as they had seated 3 groups before us. Brunette Seater said they didn't have a table ready, but that there was a booth available. I asked if this was the same booth in the smoking section that I had already declined, and she said "yes, but nobody is smoking there right now." Mrs. Photog astutely noted that simply because nobody was smoking now did not preclude anybody from coming in and smoking after we'd been seated. I commented on how I was confused that they had no table for us even though they seated 3 groups each with more than 4 people and two of which were larger than ours even though they said it would only be 2 minutes for us to be seated. Blonde Seater grabbed some place settings while I was asking the manager what was going on, and she went and started setting two tables together for us. The manager commented that it would be no problem for us to get two tables together (the place was fairly empty; it was New Year's after all), and the Brunette seater went to get some place settings and started to lead us to where Blonde Seater had already set the menus down, so she put hers back.
Long story short (too late), we finally got seated. As I said the service itself wasn't bad, though the food took a little longer to get out than I would have normally liked. The company was terrific, as the Photogs are always fun to be with. They even got the Binjo kids a terrific gift - season passes to the Zoo. This is good news, indeed! Thank you, again, Photogs - the kids will have a great time.
Right now, the Boy is ill with whatever the Apple had a couple weeks ago - high fever, some congestion. It's a good little flu or something. Hopefully he'll be okay in the next day or two - I don't like seeing the young'uns sick.
Friday, January 02, 2009
MAYBE It's Not Hypocrisy
New York state assembly speaker Sheldon Silver reportedly has stated he would support Caroline Kennedy's appointment to the Senate. The reason I think there is some hypocrisy here is due to his request that Tina Fey do her mock-up of Sarah Palin (you betcha!) at a fundraiser just last month. You see, in my opinion it's wrong to make light of one candidate so completely unqualified for the position she's seeking and then state the very next month that you would support the appointment of one candidate even less qualified to a federal position.
As I said before - if Caroline Kennedy wants to be a Senator, then she needs to enter her name as a candidate, run for office, and be elected. The State owes its citizens a qualified Senator to replace Senator Clinton.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he thought Governor Palin was eminently qualified, and he just enjoyed Tina Fey's portrayal. But I am skeptical of this possibility.
More Jefferson on Freedom of Religion
I am much indebted; fellow citizens, for your friendly address of November 20th, and gratified by ts expressions of personal regard to myself. Having ever been an advocate for the freedom of religious opinion and exercise, from no person, certainly, was an abridgment of these sacred rights to be apprehended less than from myself.
In justice, too, our excellent Constitution, it ought to be observed, that is has not placed our religious rights under the power of any public functionary. The power, therefore, was wanting, not less than the will, to injure these rights...
For that portion of your approbation which you are pleased to bestow on my conduct, I am truly thankful and I offer my sincere prayers for your welfare, and a happy issue of our country from the difficulties impending over it.
From Jefferson and Madison on Separation of Church and State, by Lenni Brenner.
People who claim Jefferson was only pandering to the Baptists of Danbury have not studied Jefferson nearly enough.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Welcome to 2009
My plan is to start looking for a new job this year, something a little more permanent than contract/staff attorney. I don't mind pharmaceutical litigation, but the process is so long. I guess I like to see returns a little more quickly.
At any rate, the kids had fun last night, though only the Apple made it to midnight. Kir made it to bed about 12:04, and is still asnooze.